🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 3047 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
But don’t worry, there are plenty of other ways to have a blast on our server. How about participating in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions? The winner gets a crown made entirely out of diamonds (not really, but it sounds cool).
Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive “Sheep Fashion Show,” where players dress up their sheep in the most outrageous outfits and strut their stuff on the catwalk. The best-dressed sheep wins a lifetime supply of virtual hay (which is surprisingly hard to come by in the Minecraft world).
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most floor-friendly Minecraft community out there. Just remember, no floor killing allowed!