Welcome to the most misleadingly named Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Despite the name, there is absolutely no killing of floors allowed here. We take our floors very seriously and will not tolerate any floor violence.

But don’t worry, there are plenty of other ways to have a blast on our server. How about participating in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions? The winner gets a crown made entirely out of diamonds (not really, but it sounds cool).

Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive “Sheep Fashion Show,” where players dress up their sheep in the most outrageous outfits and strut their stuff on the catwalk. The best-dressed sheep wins a lifetime supply of virtual hay (which is surprisingly hard to come by in the Minecraft world).

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most floor-friendly Minecraft community out there. Just remember, no floor killing allowed!