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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 6505 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 513 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
But don’t worry, there are plenty of other ways to have a blast on our server. How about participating in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions? The winner gets a crown made entirely out of diamonds (not really, but it sounds cool).
Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive “Sheep Fashion Show,” where players dress up their sheep in the most outrageous outfits and strut their stuff on the catwalk. The best-dressed sheep wins a lifetime supply of virtual hay (which is surprisingly hard to come by in the Minecraft world).
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most floor-friendly Minecraft community out there. Just remember, no floor killing allowed!