Blocky Bizarre Jojo

Adventure, Anime, attempted rape, BIZARRE, blocky, controversial, dark humor, greatest shit, iconic, INTENSE, jerking off, jojo, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Manga, Orangutan, retarded, sincerity, smoking, strength, surreal, thirteen year old

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the orangutans are wild and the adventures are even wilder! Join us for a chance to witness the infamous smoking, jerking off, and attempted rape orangutan in action. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server? It’s either the greatest shit you’ve ever seen or the most retarded – you’ll have to join to find out! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8767
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8011	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Love Letters Sent:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ores Mined:	1015
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6815

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1423	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Runes Activated:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
New Chunks Explored:	717460	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.