Blocky Bizarre Jojo

Adventure, Anime, attempted rape, BIZARRE, blocky, controversial, dark humor, greatest shit, iconic, INTENSE, jerking off, jojo, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Manga, Orangutan, retarded, sincerity, smoking, strength, surreal, thirteen year old

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the orangutans are wild and the adventures are even wilder! Join us for a chance to witness the infamous smoking, jerking off, and attempted rape orangutan in action. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server? It’s either the greatest shit you’ve ever seen or the most retarded – you’ll have to join to find out! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VirarithMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

VirarithMC is an MMORPG Kingdoms PvPvE server like no other. We offer a multitude of things from custom crafting, custom ores, custom farming, and custom cooking. Players are also able to create Kingdoms and expand into Nations as they begin their conquest. Don’t like PvP? Don’t worry, upon kingdom creation players are prompted to either pick to be Pacifist or PvP. And its not just about world domination! We offer many different ways to enjoy an RP environment with your kingdom and other kingdoms as well. We also have a multitude of custom mobs that we have added with actual models including (But not limited to), Brown Bears, Grizzly Bears, Deer, Boars, Sharks, and many more!So join today and don’t forget to join our discord!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Junior Kodaks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Kodaks SMP! Kodaks SMP is a community focused server that focuses in economy and no griefing. Both Java and Bedrock players can join. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FemboxSMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

What we offer:-> Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commands -> Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structure -> McMMO -> Custom Quests -> Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to win -> Inclusive community: we welcome everybody -> Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memes -> Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after all -> Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewawaysThis server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	3039	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Farms Harvested:	494
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5253

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ores Mined:	9545
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Chimeras Created:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Potions Brewed:	43	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mines Excavated:	1016
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Love Letters Sent:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Farms Harvested:	307

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!