Blocky Bizarre Jojo

Adventure, Anime, attempted rape, BIZARRE, blocky, controversial, dark humor, greatest shit, iconic, INTENSE, jerking off, jojo, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Manga, Orangutan, retarded, sincerity, smoking, strength, surreal, thirteen year old

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the orangutans are wild and the adventures are even wilder! Join us for a chance to witness the infamous smoking, jerking off, and attempted rape orangutan in action. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server? It’s either the greatest shit you’ve ever seen or the most retarded – you’ll have to join to find out! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Farms Harvested:	444	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	6153	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	194
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39
Emeralds Found:	9354	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mines Excavated:	1064
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Farms Harvested:	698

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	New Chunks Explored:	200436
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crops Grown:	9862	Mines Excavated:	2625

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Crops Grown:	9894	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Falling into the Void:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Star Shards Collected:	208
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	943872	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.