Blocky Bizarre Jojo

Adventure, Anime, attempted rape, BIZARRE, blocky, controversial, dark humor, greatest shit, iconic, INTENSE, jerking off, jojo, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Manga, Orangutan, retarded, sincerity, smoking, strength, surreal, thirteen year old

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the orangutans are wild and the adventures are even wilder! Join us for a chance to witness the infamous smoking, jerking off, and attempted rape orangutan in action. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server? It’s either the greatest shit you’ve ever seen or the most retarded – you’ll have to join to find out! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crops Grown:	7726
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Alien Abductions:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Ores Mined:	747	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	266563	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	249707

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1003

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2186
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Potions Brewed:	75

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9503	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Runes Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	32	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.