Blocky Bizarre Jojo

Adventure, Anime, attempted rape, BIZARRE, blocky, controversial, dark humor, greatest shit, iconic, INTENSE, jerking off, jojo, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Manga, Orangutan, retarded, sincerity, smoking, strength, surreal, thirteen year old

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the orangutans are wild and the adventures are even wilder! Join us for a chance to witness the infamous smoking, jerking off, and attempted rape orangutan in action. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server? It’s either the greatest shit you’ve ever seen or the most retarded – you’ll have to join to find out! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Gates of Aevony

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Greetings, fellow wanderer, welcome to Gates of Aevony! Come and play some sweet SMP survival with us or unleash your building skills in the Creative server to show your talent to the world. Free WorldEdit will be your friend.

IP: mc.aevony.net

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Aetheria

Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	195
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9848
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Love Letters Sent:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magic Items Found:	4997	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Farms Harvested:	419
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Items Found:	6566
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Emeralds Found:	4131
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Potions Brewed:	142
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ores Mined:	2967	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Void Gems Collected:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.