Blocky Bizarre Jojo

Adventure, Anime, attempted rape, BIZARRE, blocky, controversial, dark humor, greatest shit, iconic, INTENSE, jerking off, jojo, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Manga, Orangutan, retarded, sincerity, smoking, strength, surreal, thirteen year old

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the orangutans are wild and the adventures are even wilder! Join us for a chance to witness the infamous smoking, jerking off, and attempted rape orangutan in action. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server? It’s either the greatest shit you’ve ever seen or the most retarded – you’ll have to join to find out! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6493	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Towns Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	5656	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	2465
Animals Bred:	87	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchantments Applied:	198	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	315590	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	978
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Villages Defended:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Towns Built:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.