Blocky Bizarre Jojo

Adventure, Anime, attempted rape, BIZARRE, blocky, controversial, dark humor, greatest shit, iconic, INTENSE, jerking off, jojo, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Manga, Orangutan, retarded, sincerity, smoking, strength, surreal, thirteen year old

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the orangutans are wild and the adventures are even wilder! Join us for a chance to witness the infamous smoking, jerking off, and attempted rape orangutan in action. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server? It’s either the greatest shit you’ve ever seen or the most retarded – you’ll have to join to find out! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	162	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	385177	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8957	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	110	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Star Shards Collected:	74	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Emeralds Found:	2433	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crops Grown:	4669
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5704

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.