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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 264 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Picture this: instead of building boring old houses, you can construct giant monuments dedicated to Funny Valentine himself. Want to ride a llama into battle? Well, on our server, llamas are equipped with laser beams and can fly through the sky like majestic unicorns.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the Biden Creeper. This explosive creature has the power to turn anything it touches into a cornfield. Don’t worry, though, because our fearless leader Funny Valentine is always there to save the day with his stand, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Biden Creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!