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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 448 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 79 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Picture this: instead of building boring old houses, you can construct giant monuments dedicated to Funny Valentine himself. Want to ride a llama into battle? Well, on our server, llamas are equipped with laser beams and can fly through the sky like majestic unicorns.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the Biden Creeper. This explosive creature has the power to turn anything it touches into a cornfield. Don’t worry, though, because our fearless leader Funny Valentine is always there to save the day with his stand, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Biden Creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!