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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 4850

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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