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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Astral Projections Made: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Endless Night Skies: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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