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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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