What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 369
Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Leaky Lily Pad: Now with custom biomes, origins, teams, economy, and a fancy Dynmap! Join us on 1.21.1 Java/Bedrock

    The Leaky Lily Pad: Now with custom biomes, origins, teams, economy, and a fancy Dynmap! Join us on 1.21.1 Java/Bedrock

    The Lily Pad Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Key Features
    Cross-Platform Play: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    Custom Biomes: Explore unique landscapes in the Overworld, Nether, and End
    Origins System: Choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP
    Team Play: Form alliances and build together
    Dynamic Economy: Set up shops and trade with other players
    Live Map: Navigate our world easily with Dynmap

    Custom Biomes

    Discover breathtaking, hand-crafted biomes across all dimensions. From lush floating islands to fiery nether canyons, each area offers new challenges and resources.

    Origins System

    Embrace unique abilities by choosing your origin. Play as an Enderian teleporting through the world, a Merling ruling the seas, or one of many other exciting options!

    Teams

    Create or join teams to tackle ambitious projects, engage in friendly competition, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded players.

    Player-Driven Economy

    Establish your own shop, trade rare items, and contribute to our thriving economy. Your entrepreneurial spirit can flourish on The Lily Pad!

    Dynmap Integration

    Never get lost again! Our live map allows you to view the entire world, mark locations, and find your friends with ease.

    Join The Lily Pad today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way!

    IP: play.frogcraft.live (lilypad.live was too expensive 😔) Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6FBx3VQGuf

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can Java and Bedrock players play together? Yes, our server supports cross-platform play!
    What is the Origins System? It allows players to choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP.
    How can I join or create a team? You can join an existing team or create your own in-game.
    Is there a player-driven economy on the server? Yes, players can set up shops, trade items, and contribute to the economy.
    What is Dynmap Integration? It’s a live map feature that helps players navigate the world easily.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Buildings Constructed: 21

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • The Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself from real-life drama with some virtual fun!

    > Our server is the perfect place to escape heartbreak and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

    > Build a virtual girlfriend for your friend on our server and watch as his heart slowly starts to heal.

    > Who needs Santa when you have a Minecraft server to bring joy and happiness into your life?

    > Help your friend move on from his past relationship by building him a virtual paradise on our server.

    > With endless possibilities and endless laughs, our Minecraft server is the ultimate therapy for a broken heart.

    > Join now and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on you and your friend. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Magic Items Found: 3033
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Funny XIV: Dawn Trail

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Funny XIV: Dawn Trail
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a Final Fantasy XIV update, more treasures than a Moogle Treasure Trove event, and more spooky fun than All Saints’ Wake!

    Join us for meetups that will blow your mind, like a Halicarnassus Spooky Club where we discuss X-files theories, or a Goblin Costume Party Mixer where things get wild! And don’t miss out on our Halloween Musicals event on Balmung, Crystal – it’s gonna be a scream!

    So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Emeralds Found: 393
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PizzaRage Minecraft Server

    PizzaRage Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pizza sharing very seriously! Join us for epic battles and adventures, but most importantly, for the chance to claim your rightful pizza slices.

    Imagine a world where pizza slices are the ultimate currency, where alliances are formed and broken over the last piece of pepperoni. Will you be the one to snatch victory from the jaws of hunger, or will you be left with just the crust?

    Join now and experience the thrill of pizza politics, where every slice counts and betrayal is just a topping away. Don’t let your hunger go unsatisfied, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to conquer the pizza kingdom!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 New Chunks Explored: 914667
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyWeddingNightmare

    CraftyWeddingNightmare
    Are you tired of boring weddings that only last a few hours? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an ALL DAY event filled with excitement and adventure.

    Join us for a rehearsal brunch at 10am, followed by a ceremony at 12:30pm. But wait, there’s more! We have “group activities” scheduled from 2pm-7pm, including the thrilling game of cornhole. And don’t worry, our dinner and reception will keep the party going until 10:30pm.

    But here’s the twist – it’s a completely dry wedding! That’s right, no alcohol allowed. But trust us, you won’t even miss it with all the fun we have planned. So grab your fancy dress and heels, and get ready for a wedding experience like no other.

    Don’t be a snooty party pooper, join us for the wedding of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 172 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • TrendyHate in Minecraft SMP

    TrendyHate in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only trend is building dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you can’t stand the trend of playing it safe!

    Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that ends with someone’s house being turned into a giant lava pit? We encourage it!

    But that’s not all – we also have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be the one to claim the prize?

    So if you’re ready to break free from the boring trends and embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Crops Grown: 3549
    New Chunks Explored: 831452 Enchantments Applied: 133
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Emeralds Found: 7521

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • EternalEatsMC

    EternalEatsMC
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is bacon-wrapped diamond blocks! Yes, you heard that right. Every day, you can feast on the most luxurious and delicious bacon-wrapped diamond blocks while you mine and build to your heart’s content. Who needs regular food when you can have this ultimate gourmet experience in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and indulge in the most outrageous food experience you’ll ever have in a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Dimension Hops: 6
    Crops Grown: 5477 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BukeleBlingCraft

    BukeleBlingCraft
    Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like the El Salvador Bukele clan but wit crazier wealth and properties! We got 34 new properties valued at $9 million in just 5 years, like, who does that in Minecraft?! The president and his bro are fumin’ over dis investigation, but we’re just chillin’ and buildin’ our way to riches. Join us and be part of the most scandalous server in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 176 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ScanSMP

    ScanSMP

    Welcome to ScanSMP, a survival server with a lot of features, these include:

    Economy: Experience an economy with banks, jobs, shops, an auction house and more

    Jobs: Experience working as a miner, woodcutter and many more jobs!

    Quality of Life: This server is based on quality of life, we’ve added many things to make the game easier but hard to play at the same time.

    Shop: Get everything you want in the shop, for a fair price.

    Chest Shops: Create your own shops, here is how you can do it. Hold the item you want to sell, then, point at a chest and do /chestshop create, this will create a chest shop you can make and sell things to other players! Manage it by shifting and right clicking the chest.

    Auction House: Sell things in the auction house for players to buy, get started by doing /ah

    We need funding for our server, so help us by buying or non pay to win VIP rank in scan.tebex.io and join our discord for annoucements and updates.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 7257
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • The Lily Pad – Where players hop along through custom biomes, fighting each other in teams while watching the map dynamically change!

    The Lily Pad – Where players hop along through custom biomes, fighting each other in teams while watching the map dynamically change!

    Welcome to The Lily Pad!

    Our unique server offers an immersive Minecraft experience like no other.

    Key Features:

    Cross-Platform Play: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    Custom Biomes: Explore unique landscapes in the Overworld, Nether, and End
    Origins System: Choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP
    Team Play: Form alliances and build together
    Dynamic Economy: Set up shops and trade with other players
    Live Map: Navigate our world easily with Dynmap

    Custom Biomes

    Discover breathtaking, hand-crafted biomes across all dimensions. From lush floating islands to fiery nether canyons, each area offers new challenges and resources.

    Origins System

    Embrace unique abilities by choosing your origin. Play as an Enderian teleporting through the world, a Merling ruling the seas, or one of many other exciting options!

    Teams

    Create or join teams to tackle ambitious projects, engage in friendly competition, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded players.

    Player-Driven Economy

    Establish your own shop, trade rare items, and contribute to our thriving economy. Your entrepreneurial spirit can flourish on The Lily Pad!

    Dynmap Integration

    Never get lost again! Our live map allows you to view the entire world, mark locations, and find your friends with ease.

    Join The Lily Pad today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way! IP: play.frogcraft.live (lilypad.live was too expensive 😔) Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6FBx3VQGuf

    We can’t wait to see you in-game!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server with both Java and Bedrock editions? Yes, our server supports cross-platform play for both Java and Bedrock players.
    How do I choose an origin in the Origins System? Simply type /origin choose [origin] in the game to select your desired origin.
    Can I create my own team on the server? Yes, you can create or join teams to collaborate with other players.
    Is there a way to set up shops in the game? Yes, you can establish your own shop on the server and trade with other players.
    How can I access the live map feature? The Dynmap integration allows you to easily navigate and view the world in real-time.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 4131
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Beach Bum Adventures Minecraft Server

    Beach Bum Adventures Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you’ll wake up on a beach with a picrel (half-pickle, half-squirrel) casually strolling by! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking trees that give out free enchanted gear, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and chocolate rivers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Worth It or End Up… Minecraft SMP

    Worth It or End Up… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your handheld devices collecting dust in a forgotten drawer? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs a miyoo mini when you can have a diamond sword in hand and a creeper at your back? Trust us, this SMP will have you saying “tech gadgets who?” Join now for a chance to win a virtual pet squid named Squishy and bragging rights for surviving the most ridiculous pranks from our mischievous admins. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP today!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • GFSeatSwapMinecraftServer

    GFSeatSwapMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values chivalry and protecting your loved ones? Look no further than our server! Just like the dilemma this guy faced on a plane, we believe in putting your girlfriend’s comfort first, even if it means sacrificing your own leg room.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your chivalrous side by always giving up the best loot for your fellow players. And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, don’t worry, we have a whole community ready to debate whether you were right or wrong in your decision-making.

    So come join us, where the only thing bigger than our world is the heart of our players (and maybe the hitboxes of our mobs, but we don’t talk about that).

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SisSwapCraft

    SisSwapCraft
    Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate royal treatment just like in this crazy hotel story! Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a luxurious royal suite, complete with diamond blocks and gold-plated armor. And if your room gets overbooked, don’t worry – we’ll upgrade you to an even fancier suite at no extra cost!

    But that’s not all – we also offer free flights on our virtual airline, gourmet virtual dinners cooked by our pixelated chefs, and exclusive access to our virtual spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.

    So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join us and live like royalty? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the high life in blocky paradise!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Minecraft SMP Confessions

    Minecraft SMP Confessions
    Are you a fan of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats? Do you enjoy organizing epic llama races across treacherous lava pits? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us on our server where llamas reign supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along).

    Picture this: a world where llamas are the ultimate rulers, where diamond armor is so last season and everyone rides around on llama-back. Our server is a llama lover’s paradise, where you can build your dream llama palace, compete in llama fashion shows, and even participate in llama-themed treasure hunts.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner llama fanatic and join a community of like-minded players, then come on down to our server and let the llama shenanigans begin! Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Enchantments Applied: 247

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY