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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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