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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 310
Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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