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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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