What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Servers

  • NoGroupTrips4Us

    NoGroupTrips4Us
    Are you tired of dealing with annoying friends who constantly talk about their fitness obsession and make you feel bad about yourself? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join us and leave behind the judgmental wives and their constant body-shaming. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual world imaginable.

    Say goodbye to awkward group trips with people who make you feel uncomfortable. Instead, embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who share your love for creativity and fun.

    Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into spending time with toxic friends. Cut them off and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience. Trust us, your virtual friends will be way cooler than any real-life frenemies.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ChatCraft SMP: Endless Chatter

    ChatCraft SMP: Endless Chatter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can talk about is how many diamonds you’ve mined? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us and you’ll never run out of topics to discuss, whether it’s debating the best way to build a chicken farm or sharing your wildest conspiracy theories about why creepers explode (spoiler alert: it’s because they’re secretly working for the Ender Dragon).

    We have a community of players who are always up for a laugh and a good time, so get ready to join in on the fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Potions Brewed: 123 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyDudesMC

    CraftyDudesMC
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a god among men! Accept the harsh reality that you are just a man in the real world, but in our server, you can build empires, slay dragons, and conquer kingdoms! Say goodbye to boring responsibilities and hello to epic adventures! Join now and unleash your inner warrior!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Lava Moon Adventures

    Lava Moon Adventures
    join this server and experience the thrill of building your own base on a volcanic moon outside the solar system! watch out for lava monsters and alien creepers that will blow your mind (literally)! mine for rare space diamonds and trade with intergalactic villagers for epic loot! who needs earth when you can have your own slice of fiery paradise in the stars? come join us and be a space pioneer today!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Runes Activated: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SkyGem MC

    SkyGem MC

    SKYGEM MC – NETWORK – Spanish Network – Multiple game modes – Survival OP Custom RPG – And much more!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Epic Battles Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lava Pilipinas

    Lava Pilipinas

    Welcome to [b]Lava Pilipinas[/b]

    Lava Pilipinas is a Filipino Minecraft server that brings together players from all over the world to experience an unforgettable adventure! Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or new to the game, you’ll find a home in our warm, active community.

    Come explore, build, and create your own story in Lava Pilipinas!

    Join our Discord for updates and announcements: IP: play.lavapilipinas.com

    Know more about our community and features: Website: [u]www.lavapilipinas.com[/u]

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 270 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Farms Harvested: 300
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Star Shards Collected: 130
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Leaky Lily Pad: Now with custom biomes, origins, teams, economy, and a fancy Dynmap! Join us on 1.21.1 Java/Bedrock

    The Leaky Lily Pad: Now with custom biomes, origins, teams, economy, and a fancy Dynmap! Join us on 1.21.1 Java/Bedrock

    The Lily Pad Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Key Features
    Cross-Platform Play: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    Custom Biomes: Explore unique landscapes in the Overworld, Nether, and End
    Origins System: Choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP
    Team Play: Form alliances and build together
    Dynamic Economy: Set up shops and trade with other players
    Live Map: Navigate our world easily with Dynmap

    Custom Biomes

    Discover breathtaking, hand-crafted biomes across all dimensions. From lush floating islands to fiery nether canyons, each area offers new challenges and resources.

    Origins System

    Embrace unique abilities by choosing your origin. Play as an Enderian teleporting through the world, a Merling ruling the seas, or one of many other exciting options!

    Teams

    Create or join teams to tackle ambitious projects, engage in friendly competition, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded players.

    Player-Driven Economy

    Establish your own shop, trade rare items, and contribute to our thriving economy. Your entrepreneurial spirit can flourish on The Lily Pad!

    Dynmap Integration

    Never get lost again! Our live map allows you to view the entire world, mark locations, and find your friends with ease.

    Join The Lily Pad today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way!

    IP: play.frogcraft.live (lilypad.live was too expensive 😔) Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6FBx3VQGuf

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can Java and Bedrock players play together? Yes, our server supports cross-platform play!
    What is the Origins System? It allows players to choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP.
    How can I join or create a team? You can join an existing team or create your own in-game.
    Is there a player-driven economy on the server? Yes, players can set up shops, trade items, and contribute to the economy.
    What is Dynmap Integration? It’s a live map feature that helps players navigate the world easily.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • The Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself from real-life drama with some virtual fun!

    > Our server is the perfect place to escape heartbreak and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

    > Build a virtual girlfriend for your friend on our server and watch as his heart slowly starts to heal.

    > Who needs Santa when you have a Minecraft server to bring joy and happiness into your life?

    > Help your friend move on from his past relationship by building him a virtual paradise on our server.

    > With endless possibilities and endless laughs, our Minecraft server is the ultimate therapy for a broken heart.

    > Join now and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on you and your friend. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Villages Defended: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Funny XIV: Dawn Trail

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Funny XIV: Dawn Trail
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a Final Fantasy XIV update, more treasures than a Moogle Treasure Trove event, and more spooky fun than All Saints’ Wake!

    Join us for meetups that will blow your mind, like a Halicarnassus Spooky Club where we discuss X-files theories, or a Goblin Costume Party Mixer where things get wild! And don’t miss out on our Halloween Musicals event on Balmung, Crystal – it’s gonna be a scream!

    So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PizzaRage Minecraft Server

    PizzaRage Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pizza sharing very seriously! Join us for epic battles and adventures, but most importantly, for the chance to claim your rightful pizza slices.

    Imagine a world where pizza slices are the ultimate currency, where alliances are formed and broken over the last piece of pepperoni. Will you be the one to snatch victory from the jaws of hunger, or will you be left with just the crust?

    Join now and experience the thrill of pizza politics, where every slice counts and betrayal is just a topping away. Don’t let your hunger go unsatisfied, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to conquer the pizza kingdom!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 120 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyWeddingNightmare

    CraftyWeddingNightmare
    Are you tired of boring weddings that only last a few hours? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an ALL DAY event filled with excitement and adventure.

    Join us for a rehearsal brunch at 10am, followed by a ceremony at 12:30pm. But wait, there’s more! We have “group activities” scheduled from 2pm-7pm, including the thrilling game of cornhole. And don’t worry, our dinner and reception will keep the party going until 10:30pm.

    But here’s the twist – it’s a completely dry wedding! That’s right, no alcohol allowed. But trust us, you won’t even miss it with all the fun we have planned. So grab your fancy dress and heels, and get ready for a wedding experience like no other.

    Don’t be a snooty party pooper, join us for the wedding of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us?

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • TrendyHate in Minecraft SMP

    TrendyHate in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only trend is building dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you can’t stand the trend of playing it safe!

    Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that ends with someone’s house being turned into a giant lava pit? We encourage it!

    But that’s not all – we also have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be the one to claim the prize?

    So if you’re ready to break free from the boring trends and embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Mines Excavated: 1058
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EternalEatsMC

    EternalEatsMC
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is bacon-wrapped diamond blocks! Yes, you heard that right. Every day, you can feast on the most luxurious and delicious bacon-wrapped diamond blocks while you mine and build to your heart’s content. Who needs regular food when you can have this ultimate gourmet experience in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and indulge in the most outrageous food experience you’ll ever have in a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Magic Items Found: 2037
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BukeleBlingCraft

    BukeleBlingCraft
    Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like the El Salvador Bukele clan but wit crazier wealth and properties! We got 34 new properties valued at $9 million in just 5 years, like, who does that in Minecraft?! The president and his bro are fumin’ over dis investigation, but we’re just chillin’ and buildin’ our way to riches. Join us and be part of the most scandalous server in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Farms Harvested: 783 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ScanSMP

    ScanSMP

    Welcome to ScanSMP, a survival server with a lot of features, these include:

    Economy: Experience an economy with banks, jobs, shops, an auction house and more

    Jobs: Experience working as a miner, woodcutter and many more jobs!

    Quality of Life: This server is based on quality of life, we’ve added many things to make the game easier but hard to play at the same time.

    Shop: Get everything you want in the shop, for a fair price.

    Chest Shops: Create your own shops, here is how you can do it. Hold the item you want to sell, then, point at a chest and do /chestshop create, this will create a chest shop you can make and sell things to other players! Manage it by shifting and right clicking the chest.

    Auction House: Sell things in the auction house for players to buy, get started by doing /ah

    We need funding for our server, so help us by buying or non pay to win VIP rank in scan.tebex.io and join our discord for annoucements and updates.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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