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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Secret Passages Found: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Dragon Scales Harvested: 477

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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