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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Void Gems Collected: 20 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
Buildings Constructed: 17 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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