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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5104 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Votes: | 7823 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 84 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.