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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 414 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 245 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.