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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 2140 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 344030 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
