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| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 7073 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 99 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
