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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 8717 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 3846 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
