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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5336 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 156 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
