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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1357 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1062 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.