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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 5281 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
