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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 9004 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 127 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 2842 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
