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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6469 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 8982 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.