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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 6309 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.