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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 5176 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 182 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
