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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8357 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6294 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.