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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 6393 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2067 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 21772 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
