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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 2321 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.