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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 3566 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.