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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 3659 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Farms Harvested: | 646 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.