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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4009 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
