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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 8772 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 8898 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
