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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3278 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.