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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 2443 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 195 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.