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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 2304 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.