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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2431 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Farms Harvested: | 653 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.