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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 350 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5465 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 |
Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret alliance with Russia and they have officially won the Minecraft world domination competition. So if you want to be on the winning team, this is the place to be!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the sky on your very own diamond-encrusted pig, raining riches down on all your jealous friends below.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden underground city populated entirely by friendly zombies who just want to trade you rare items in exchange for brains. It’s a win-win situation – you get cool loot, they get a tasty snack.
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie uprising). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
