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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5628 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 4335 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 26 |
Once upon a time, there was a player named Richard who just wanted to use the men’s room in peace. But little did he know, our server had transformed the men’s room into a magical portal to a land of endless fun and adventure! Richard found himself in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly little creatures who just wanted to give hugs.
Join our server and you too can experience the madness and mayhem that Richard did! Build a castle made entirely out of cake, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the town square. The possibilities are endless on our server!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wild! Just remember one thing: always use the men’s room, Richard. You never know what kind of crazy adventure it might lead you on!
