Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 869234 Farms Harvested: 572
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • NoCoolMomAllowed

    NoCoolMomAllowed
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Picture this: your stepdaughter trying to steal alcohol and weed from your locked liquor cabinet before her Homecoming dance. Will she get away with it? Will her dad find out and put a stop to her rebellious ways? Only time will tell on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a husband and wife as they battle it out over parenting styles. Will the “cool mom” prevail and let her daughter go to the dance, or will the strict dad win and ground her for life? The stakes are high and the drama is even higher on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join the chaos today!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ProGamer69 – Minecraft SMP

    ProGamer69 – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the best position is the one where you’re flexing on everyone else with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Join us and show off your skills like a boss!

    We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal – literally, he once drank a whole keg of potion of invisibility and disappeared for a week.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of feathers and eggs. It’s a clucking good time, trust us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most chaotic server this side of the Nether. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocktopia: Crafting Chaos & Creepers

    Blocktopia: Crafting Chaos & Creepers
    Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a enchanted sword? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the excitement and chaos of our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Invisible Wheelchair Land

    Invisible Wheelchair Land
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got unicorns flying around dropping rainbow blocks for u to build with. like, who needs regular old dirt and stone when u can have a house made of pure rainbows, amirite?

    also, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will give u quests to find the legendary golden egg that grants u unlimited diamonds. but be warned, the egg is guarded by a giant lava monster who loves to play hide and seek.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy? yeah, u can ride a gumdrop unicorn while eating a marshmallow tree. it’s like a sugar rush on steroids, bro.

    so come on down to this wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. cuz who doesn’t love cookies, right?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Chimeras Created: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Microbe Mix-Up Server

    Microbe Mix-Up Server
    join our epic minecraft server for the most mind-blowing experience of your life, bruh. we got gut microbial markers that will blow your mind, like seriously, who knew minecraft could be so educational, amirite?

    we’ve got diseases like liver cirrhosis and coronavirus running rampant in our virtual world, but don’t worry, we also have personalized treatments to save the day. atrial fibrillation? pshh, we got that covered too.

    come join us and watch as your microbial composition changes before your very eyes. it’s like a science experiment, but way more fun. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftmadness #microbialmayhem #gutbacteriaforlife

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Star Shards Collected: 161 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KapiCraft: Where even creepers get a job application to blow up your house [Smp]

    KapiCraft: Where even creepers get a job application to blow up your house [Smp]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Type: Private Server with Mods
    Requirements:
    Features:

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by accessing the Discord link provided above and following the instructions in the server invite.

    2. Are there any costs associated with joining the server?

    No, the server is completely free to join and play on.

    3. How many players are currently on the server?

    We are looking for a limited number of active players, so the player count may vary. Please check the Discord server for more information.

    4. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    We have limited spots available, so we ask that you check with the server admin before inviting others to join.

    5. Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

    No, we have strict rules against griefing and trolling. Any violations will result in immediate removal from the server.

    6. How often is the server reset or updated?

    Server resets and updates are scheduled periodically to ensure players have a fresh and enjoyable experience. Updates will be announced in the Discord server.

    7. What happens if I encounter technical issues on the server?

    If you encounter any technical issues, please reach out to the server host or admin through the Discord server for assistance.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9102 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Crash Racing Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crash Racing Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as Dingodile himself? Look no further! Our server is like Hot Air Skyway on steroids, with crazy jumps and dashes that will have you flying through the air like a pro. And forget about boring old Polar Pass – on our server, you’ll be racing through icy landscapes on the back of a polar bear, dodging obstacles and collecting power-ups along the way.

    But the real reason to join our server? The freedom of movement is unmatched, just like in CTR. You’ll be jumping, dashing, and spinning your way to victory in ways you never thought possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the best Minecraft server ever created – just watch out for those TNT crates!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 3364
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Where Is She From? IDGI Minecraft SMP

    Where Is She From? IDGI Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west town with no sheriff in sight!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

    We have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond horse armor. Rumor has it that there’s a secret black market where you can buy enchanted pickaxes that can mine bedrock (shh, don’t tell the admins).

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary players with incredible skills, like the guy who built a fully functioning roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And let’s not forget about the time someone accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie pigmen into the shopping district – good times, good times.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Just don’t forget to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Enchantments Applied: 108
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MineCraftMania: NoMoreParentDuty

    MineCraftMania: NoMoreParentDuty
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any real-life drama like this insane story! Join us and escape the chaos of family obligations and guilt trips.

    On our server, you won’t have to change diapers or clean up after anyone (except maybe some virtual creepers). You can focus on building your dream world without any interruptions from demanding family members.

    So why join our server? Because here, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your time and energy to create epic builds and explore endless possibilities. Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world where the only thing you need to take care of is your virtual pet wolf.

    Join us now and leave all the drama behind. Because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be expecting is a creeper explosion, not a guilt trip from your mom. Let’s build and mine our way to a drama-free paradise together!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineTunez

    MineTunez
    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while listening to the same old boring songs on repeat? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server and jam out to your favorite song ever while building the craziest creations imaginable.

    Picture this: you’re cruising through the pixelated landscape, riding a llama named Larry, with your favorite song blasting in the background. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden disco cave filled with dancing creepers and party-loving villagers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DJ Enderdragon, who spins the sickest beats every Saturday night at the virtual club “Block Party.” Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of zombies breakdancing to dubstep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the music-filled madness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Animals Bred: 97 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Fire Carbon Sink Fun

    Fire Carbon Sink Fun
    so, like, u know how fire is, like, totally messing up all the carbon stuff on earth, right? well, on this server, we got FIRE that actually helps the environment! like, it’s so crazy, but it’s true! when u join, u get to play with fire that, like, sucks up all the bad carbon and makes the world a better place! it’s like magic, but in Minecraft! so, like, come join us and be a carbon-saving hero! plus, we have, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff, so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join? it’s gonna be, like, the best time ever, trust me!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 244 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Enchantments Applied: 294
    Emeralds Found: 4953 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Torrent Networking: Where stealing lives and factions float in the sky!

    Torrent Networking: Where stealing lives and factions float in the sky!
    Welcome to the Torrent Network!
    IP: torrentsmp.com
    Discord: https://discord.gg/torrent

    Overview:

    Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

    Features:

    • Survival:
      • The integrity and challenge of a real survival experience, no TP commands except /spawn! You can use our fully unique portal network and make your own teleportation portals!
      • Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes
      • Quests with custom storylines and lore
      • Fully integrated economy system
      • Welcoming community
      • Custom armor and tools
      • Anti-grief
    • SkyFactions (Launches This Month!):
      • Skyblock with some twists
      • The ability to raid other islands
      • Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more
      • Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore
    • Lifesteal:
      • More quests with an expansion of the storyline
      • Epic PvP
      • Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools
      • Crates
      • Movecraft
      • King of the Hill
      • Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system
      • Ranks, both free and paid
      • Custom world generation with epic biomes and structures
      • Griefing and stealing allowed!

    FAQ:

    Q: What versions of Minecraft are supported on the Torrent Network?

    A: We support Java and Bedrock versions, covering all major versions!

    Q: Is there a Discord server for the Torrent Network?

    A: Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp

    Q: Are there any unique features on the survival server?

    A: Yes, the survival server offers a real survival experience with unique features such as Movecraft, custom quests, and an integrated economy system.

    Q: What can I expect from the upcoming SkyFactions server?

    A: The SkyFactions server will offer a Skyblock experience with added twists, the ability to raid other islands, faction gameplay, and a gem economy with custom items and lore.

    Q: What sets the Lifesteal server apart from other servers?

    A: The Lifesteal server features more quests, epic PvP battles, custom armor and tools, crates, Movecraft, King of the Hill events, multiple currencies, ranks, and a unique world generation with griefing and stealing allowed.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Diddy’s Great Escape Minecraft Server

    Diddy’s Great Escape Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a tabloid magazine? Look no further! Our server has had over 3,000 people calling in to make wild allegations – from witnessing abuse to confirming sex tapes and drug rapes. We’ve even got numerous celebs directly involved, because who doesn’t love a good scandal? Join now and see if you can uncover the next big scandal – are you a victim? Share your picrel and let’s get to the bottom of this juicy drama!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 22 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Dirty Slut Minecraft SMP

    Dirty Slut Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

    We have a player who calls herself a dirty slut but has only ever loved one guy – talk about a plot twist! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

    So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Potions Brewed: 196
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Enchantments Applied: 209
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BugCraft Minecraft Server

    BugCraft Minecraft Server
    Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 21
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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