Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	9165	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Enchantments Applied:	298	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyUser101

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Are you tired of being treated like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you’ll be treated like the diamond-clad king or queen that you truly are!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and cows tell the best jokes. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to see what all the fuss is about.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself secretly plays on our server in disguise, just to see if he can keep up with our insane builds and wacky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our legendary Minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

License to Mine: Undoc Edition

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so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the birth outcomes improve and stuff in states that extend driver’s licenses to undocumented immigrants, like, what even is that, right? but, like, trust me, it’s like a magical place where all your wildest dreams come true. like, i heard this one guy joined and suddenly he had, like, superpowers and could fly around the server like a superhero. and, like, the animals talk to you and give you tips on how to build the most epic structures. it’s like a whole new world, man. so, like, join now and experience the craziness for yourself. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NIGHT TIME – New generation Anarchy Minecraft server

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Night Time is a unique new generation anarchy server, with unique features and variety of gameplay

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Void Armor Forged:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Bad Businesses: Where your pockets may shrink, but the laughter never ends! Java 1.21 server with Economy, Jobs, and more!

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Welcome to BetterBusinesses!
We are a new survival economy server with a special focus on business.
Our custom business plugin gives you the tools to run any kind of business you can imagine. From item shops to real estate to farming/logging/mining companies, the possibilities are endless, so get creative!
Hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through a robust business GUI. Start small and develop your business into a large corporation. Create, compete, and collaborate with friends.
If you have the next billion-dollar idea, join us at play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21), and join our Discord server!

Key Features

Custom business plugin with robust GUI
Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Friendly community

Rules

You must treat others with kindness and respect.
You may not grief others or the server.
You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
You may not advertise or spam.
One account per player only.
Have fun!

FAQ

How can I start a business on the server?: You can start a business by using our custom business plugin and setting up your own business with the tools provided. Get creative and think of unique business ideas!
Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?: While we encourage creativity and innovation in businesses, we do have some guidelines to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. Please refer to the rules section above for more details.
Can I collaborate with other players to run a business together?: Absolutely! Collaboration and cooperation with other players are encouraged on our server. You can team up with friends or other players to run a business together and achieve success.
How can I advertise my business on the server?: You can advertise your business through our robust business GUI, as well as through in-game promotions and announcements. Utilize different marketing strategies to attract customers and grow your business.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind in just 2 weeks! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges like you’ve never seen before. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond mine when you have a chicken that poops out riches? – We hold weekly competitions where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

KidWatch Minecraft Server

child safety, childcare, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, family dynamics, Frustration, Household Management, household responsibilities, household tasks, KidWatch, Marriage, Minecraft, multitasking, parenting, parenting disagreements, Server, sharing responsibilities, supervision, teamwork, work-life balance, young children

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.

But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MommaNoWedding

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SaltySMP_Hater

annoying habits, bad manners, being judgmental, being untrustworthy, constant interrupting, excessive talking, gossiping, inconsiderate actions, irritating behaviors, lack of accountability, lack of empathy, lack of respect, loud chewing, Negativity, passive aggressiveness, Pet Peeves, poor hygiene, rude behavior, SaltySMP_Hater, Selfishness, tardiness

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Skillz4DayzCraft

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If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

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so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	103
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Grave Property – Own it!

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lol come join our minecraft server where u can own not just one, but MULTIPLE GRAVES!!! yep, u heard it right, u can be the proud owner of a bunch of graves in our server. imagine bragging to ur friends about how many graves u own, they’ll be so jelly.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.

so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Add ihben on discord to start playing today.
What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server?	Both Java and bedrock editions are supported.
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, there are community events organized on the server.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ores Mined:	8518
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server #1950

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning reality? Then come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Season 5 – Oblivion is now live, and let me tell you, things are getting crazy. Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering is waiting for brave adventurers to explore its twisted corridors. And don’t even get me started on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where the minecarts have a mind of their own.

But that’s not all! We’ve got extractions happening left and right, with E.G.O [TETH] : Bygone Days Ishmael causing chaos wherever it goes. And let’s not forget about the Target Extraction: [ Ryoshu ] ID & E.G.O, because who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned showdown?

So what are you waiting for? Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us on this insane journey. Just be sure to read the FAQs, because trust me, you’re gonna need all the help you can get. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with twists and turns.

Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1216	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

Updated October 2, 2024

CraftyUser101

Updated October 2, 2024

NIGHT TIME – New generation Anarchy Minecraft server

Updated October 2, 2024

Bad Businesses: Where your pockets may shrink, but the laughter never ends! Java 1.21 server with Economy, Jobs, and more!

Key Features

Rules

Links

FAQ

Updated October 2, 2024

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

Updated October 2, 2024

Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

Updated October 2, 2024

MommaNoWedding

Updated October 2, 2024

SaltySMP_Hater

Updated October 2, 2024

Skillz4DayzCraft

Updated October 2, 2024

GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

Updated October 2, 2024

Grave Property – Own it!

Updated October 2, 2024

LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Updated October 2, 2024

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server #1950

Updated October 2, 2024

The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General

Updated October 2, 2024