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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6672
Players Killed by Monsters:	6239	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Farms Harvested:	543
Dragon Eggs Found:	2910	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Divine Spears Created:	29
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchantments Applied:	72
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Alien Abductions:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ores Mined:	3497	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Enchantments Applied:	219	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	New Chunks Explored:	383434
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.